kobayashimarooned:
padalackles:
dent-arthur-dent:
drarna:
i love how the two most cited love stories of all time are romeo & juliet and titanic and they both involve teenagers who knew each other for less than a week
and Leonardo DiCaprio played the male lead in both them.
And he died in both of them
and he still didn’t win an oscar
heathicorn:
Am I the only one who rehearses things I might say in advance? And I don’t mean like my theoretical oscars acceptance speech, I mean like what I’ll say to the pizza man when I answer the door in my pyjamas.